Rustoleum Fumes are GROOD! - Day Three

I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for a day that is just 50 degrees to work on Grumbledor, he came to me with lots of rust and all the chemicals to treat him require non winter weather.

So you can imagine my glee when I woke on Sunday to nearly 65 sunshine and a whole day off work! Grumble door was happy too.

After I finished bleaching the mold off every surface inside the beast, I put down some truck bed liner on the floor of the cab and the door jams. It looks real nice now. This will seal all leaks in the floor, give a small amount of insulation to temp and road noise and it looks swell. I took precaution to tape over the things I didn't want sealed... like the wiring and the bolts to the engine which shares the cab with me.

I also Armoralled the vinyl on the dash, so its as shiny as a sport's car dash. "Putting lipstick on a pig" comes to mind.

With the truck bed liner down in the cab, I'll probably put the original mats back in, hell, I might spray them with the stuff as well, I really like the finish on them. It looks so... rugged.

Then I moved to the back with another can of chemicals. I had previously treated the rust with a clear coat that is supposed to "stop" rust, but I ran out of spray before I could treat the entire back. Once I got back there, I realized just how much exposed metal needed to be covered.

So I got this white stuff and finished about 90%, it looks 90% better too. I'll need to get one more can to finish the back and bumper, although I quite like how shitty it looks from the back.

The fumes were lovely, today I have a great sinus infection from a cold that's been coming at me like a storm from the west, I'm sure the fumes from yesterday didn't help, but it was a grand day.

Here's a before:

I very much like making trips to the various hardware stores down the road, getting ideas, getting input.... everyone has another idea and something to say about how the restoration should be done. Some are really good, and some are ideas I have already ruled out. But all are good input to process. I take them all, look at them while I lay in bed scheming, and by morning I've come up with a plan for the next step:

The next step: Flooring / Registration legal stuff / Insulation... Insulation Adventore!

pasta nachos?!

does this look gross?

pasta nachos... its been done, its called mac n' cheez

my jaw hurts... dont know why. i freaked out and called the dentist, the lady who answered the phone said it was because i sleep on my side with my hands under my pillow.

i really can't close or open my mouth

it's crazy and its never happened before.

so i'm eating smushy leftover pasta with cheeze on top...

i'm kinda really into it now
i'm also watching house and sewing!

yum!!

the easy part of being a musician

Here are 5 random pictures from previous tours.

I am in the throws of tour booking/planning/organizing/promo.

and all i can say is: SIGH!

and lemme tell you folks, writing the songs and going on the tour is the easiest part of being a musician. All this other shit is... hard!

Well its not that hard per se, you just have to do it. You dont even necessarily have to know how to do it, you just have to start doing it. And then its done, and then you can drive around all happy and enjoy your grande trip... take pictures, camp out, eat canned beans, go to art museums, be a bum, sleep on floors, spend all your money on gas and car repairs, pedal your wares all around the country!

Explore!

Adventure!

Soul Search!

Sample Coffee and Beer from all Over the country!!

And play/hear/see music and art every night of the week!

Oh! that is the life for me!!!

but... if it was really that simple... everyone that could form a G chord with their bity fingers would do it.

Before all that fun stuff you have to do some stuff. I have had this conversation countless times... I tell people what i do and they say... "gosh... how do you do it?"

and in conjunction, "how do I do it" I'm pleased to tell them, I think everyone should do it... but if the following is too much to even read... you might consider a different route.

a crash course to being a musician... lets get the phrasing right so i get all the google hits:

"HOW TO GO ON TOUR"

"HOW TO BOOK A TOUR"

"HOW TO BE A MUSICIAN"

"DIY BOOKING, TOURING"

"GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE ART"

1. write songs, record an album, practice and for the love of god, DON'T SUCK AT MUSIC.

... that's just step one folks... lets see how many steps I can ramble about ..

2. plan a route... use google maps, its the best technology has to offer

3. book the tour

... this is about as simple as Tiger Woods saying, "now, just hit the ball 300 yards"

Like i said... its not... hard... it just take persistence and time... and patience. All kinds of shit that dont come cheap.

a)Find the Venues, this is another easier said than done... but we'll leave it at that. Come on people, we ALL have access to the internet. It can tell you EVERYTHING, if you just know how to ask it. COME ON!

b) Email the venue and just ask to play, SIMPLE as that: include the date you want and links to everything you have previously set up: Facebook, Bandcamp, SonicBids, Myspace, YouTube, RevernNation, Cd Baby, Last FM, Blogspot... whatever you've got that can show them what you do and that it doesn't suck. I can't stress the not sucking enough. I have profiles on all these stupid sites, Thats a lot of passwords and usernames to keep up with, but this is our world. I invested about 1000 hours of time into Myspace and then it just imploded in on itself and fell to the wayside. So, what will i have to do when Facebook dies? Is this what the Mayas where talking about?

c) Wait 2 weeks before checking back with another email if you dont hear a reply... you will get a reply for about 1 out of every 10 emails you send out, so be sure you contact MORE than your first choice of venues. Unless you are Matt & Kim, then you can play where ever you damn well feel like... but you probably aren't so... AND EVEN IF YOU WERE... they probably dont have to do this themselves anymore... god that would be amazing... you could just skip to the fun part and concentrate on the music and the beer.

d) After you hear a reply, make sure they use the word CONFIRM. Then gather instructions: Where to send posters, how many, get the local papers name, the local radio station, when is load in time, and most importantly... (and i'm so freakin bad at this)... what kind of compensation do they offer... ARE YOU GETTING PAID... maybe a door, maybe %, maybe just a sandwich, but for god sake, no one is going to give you ANYTHING unless you ask for it.

and that's it! you're booked!

e) repeat these steps for each and every city on your route... voila! but wait... there's more!

4) Promote your tour... no one is going to come to the shows if they dont know about it.

oh wow, this is brand new to me. And completely unfamiliar. With a budget of $zero this can be very... costly... with time. You could easily pay someone to do a radio campaign and get your music all over the waves. You could easily hire a publicist. You could just as easily pay a BOOKING AGENT and skip step 3 all together! But you are probably just some poor kid with a guitar and a dream like me so... onward you must read.

5) Have LOTS OF SHIT TO SELL!! Cds! Zines! Tote Bags! stickers, keychains, t-shirts, snowglobes, posters, wallets, postcards, fanny packs, poems, back massages, kidneys, kisses, grill cheeses... what ever it is that you do, that you can make, that people will want... mass produce it and package it and put it on the merch table.

once you have completed these 5 easy steps, nothing left to do but pick out your most coolest outfits, pack it up, gas it up and go...

6) go on tour... you can figure everything else out along the way, the hard part is over. Enjoy your accomplishment, dont get too wasted on the free PBR at the venues so that you start sucking.

If you can do all that, you have accomplished a huge thing for yourself. I LOVE what I do... I love it. I think about it all day at my other job, I plan while I'm driving, showering, watching TV, running the treadmill, writing blogs... I am obsessed.

Being obsessed the best way to get through a thing like this.... it may take over your life. Your WHOLE life. It is a full time job on top of any other full time job you might currently be working to save up for the fucking gas you need to drive 10,000 miles. You may find yourself neglecting: loved ones, pets, diets, friends, writing music, any other hobbies and WHOLE series of television shows you love so dearly!

Being obsessed may be the only way to do these things.

Upon reflection... if you are in fact this obsessed, you didn't need to read this stupid blog at all, because you were going to do it anyways. You had no choice.

Maybe all you found in this random internet blog was that there is someone you can relate to.

I can't think of any other reason why anyone would still be reading.

But i feel pretty good now. i got all that off my chest. I've got a glass of my favorite chocolate stuff with a straw, and I'm going to take a little break from all this work. I'll get right back to it tomorrow, but for now I'm going to relax in my very warm bed and watch one of my favorite tv series.

love

Renee

out of tune guitar

new things added to my one-woman band everyday

Day two: operation deep dirt

today was incredibly warm. when i got home from work i put on the blue jeans that are in need of a good layer of grit and headed out to Grumbledor.

Today was scrubbing mold with bleach water day.

All the ceiling and walls.

Why does it feel so good to clean something that is so dirty?

tomorrow, (weather pending) the cleaning continues. next i shall start to sand down rust and apply Anti-Rust Spray. ARS!

In the morning, against the blue sky

in the morning against the blue wall of my bedroom... with papers scattered all around me... i drink coffee and put in my hour of being grown up. its a good thing bills take about 4 seconds to pay in this day and age.

my van sits outside... waiting... waiting patiently just like it did for 10 years.

How's your new years diet going?

not super good. on the first we had chinese and vowed never again to eat anything not green and crunchy. yesterday i skipped the gym to have a burrito and a beer with chad. then went for more drinkies with andrea.

so not great.

if anyone's going to get anything done this year... (namely me). I'm probably going to have to stop spending money on alcohol... and stop consuming it. sigh... but its my favorite vice... (whiney voice)

now to dispute a charge to my credit card from freecreditscore.com... yes folks... its totally a scam. if you really want your credit score, just go to your bank. if you dont have a bank... dont bother with your credit score.

love... renee

Operation Deep Dirt - Day one

Meet Grumbledor...

The White Wizard Van of Infinite Mileage and Compassion:

here he is being coy behind a tree in my backyard... his new home.

I bought him from the local food co-op. He was their produce van. I wont bore you with the details of his purchase, but i feel pretty awesome about it.

He hauled organic produce around for the last decade. And the money went a co-op that I am a member of, i feel really good about that. But i feel best about finally having a van to start work on... so without further adooooooooooooooooo ... adeu?

As you can see, he is a blank slate for my new traveling home.

here is where i shall sit for 10000 miles at a time:

And here... is the first step:

opportunity
artistic shot
side door
oh boy... there's a lot of work in here...

Day one!! Operation deep dirt!

First of all, he does have some rusties... and dirties... lots of dirties. So the first step is to clean him inside and out. Bleach his wall that have spots (beginnings of mold?), get all the dirt out of the corners and... then i found this.

Gross yucky moldy scummy soaking wet insulating under the floor mats!

It had to go

mom lending a hand...

eeeeeewwwww!!

more rust... nothing a little.. a lot of purple duct tape and rustoleum and more insulation can't handle.
getting to work
i am working and working and working so hard
chad takes over documentation
rags and bleach and tooth brushes and brooms and gloves.. i had so much fun on an unusually warm day after christmas.

thanks chad.